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		<title>Joe Morgan Predicts Five NL Playoff Teams!</title>
		<description>Okay, so he didn't actually predict that five National League teams would make the playoffs in today's his ESPN.com chat.  But in a way, he did.  Read on:

New Orleans, LA: Do you think there is a chance the Phillies will win the NL East?

Joe Morgan: Yes there is ...</description>
		<link>http://www.joemorgansaid.com/2007/09/19/joe-morgan-predicts-five-nl-playoff-teams/</link>
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		<title>Recap the StupidChat</title>
		<description>Joe Morgan does chats every week.  The folks over at "FireJoeMorgan" do recaps of every one, question-by-question.  Thanks to Joe's magical abilities, they find something to criticize about almost every single thing he says.  For me, I prefer to read with an open mind, and only write ...</description>
		<link>http://www.joemorgansaid.com/2007/09/04/recap-the-stupidchat/</link>
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		<title>Statistical Stupidity</title>
		<description>This is my first official post for "Joe Morgan said..."  The others that came before this were originally posted over on my personal website, and I am excited to have a special place just for Joe Morgan (and, occasionally, his fellow sportscasting dunderheads).

Today's topic comes from Morgan's chat on ...</description>
		<link>http://www.joemorgansaid.com/2007/08/10/statistical-stupidity/</link>
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		<title>Joe Morgan is at it again&#8230;</title>
		<description>NOTE:  This was originally posted on my other website on July 31, 2007.

NOTE: I started writing this several weeks ago, and while I have tried to update all the references to time, I may have missed one or two.  So if something doesn't flow right, that's why.

In mid-June ...</description>
		<link>http://www.joemorgansaid.com/2007/07/31/joe-morgan-is-at-it-again/</link>
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		<title>Equal time to Joe Morgan&#8217;s occasional intelligence</title>
		<description>NOTE:  This was originally posted on my other website on November 1, 2006.

I often rip on Joe Morgan for being an idiot, because he often is.  In reading the transcript of his chat from yesterday, though, I have to give credit to him for making at least one ...</description>
		<link>http://www.joemorgansaid.com/2006/11/01/equal-time-to-joe-morgans-occasional-intelligence/</link>
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		<title>Did You Know: Joe Morgan is Stoopid?</title>
		<description>NOTE:  This was originally posted on my other website on September 6, 2006.

Last week, I talked about a few things that Steve Phillips could have done better in his chat on ESPN.com.  But let's face it, my bread and butter is talking about how stupid Joe Morgan is. ...</description>
		<link>http://www.joemorgansaid.com/2006/09/06/did-you-know-joe-morgan-is-stoopid/</link>
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		<title>Anything Steve Phillips can do, I can do better</title>
		<description>NOTE:  This was originally posted on my other website on August 28, 2006.

I generally read all the baseball-related chats on ESPN.com (except the Fantasy Baseball ones).  I don't usually participate while they are going on, what with having a job and all, but I always read them, and ...</description>
		<link>http://www.joemorgansaid.com/2006/08/28/anything-steve-phillips-can-do-i-can-do-better/</link>
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		<title>Daily Dose of Joe Morgan&#8217;s Idiocy</title>
		<description>NOTE: This was originally posted on my other website on April 18, 2006.

Sometimes I think Joe Morgan only does his ESPN.com chats to give me material.  Anyway, a couple points from today's chat:
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		<link>http://www.joemorgansaid.com/2006/04/18/daily-dose-of-joe-morgans-idiocy/</link>
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		<title>The Accidental Wisdom of Joe Morgan</title>
		<description>NOTE:  This was originally posted on my other website on April 5, 2006.

It's no secret that while I respect Joe Morgan's abilities as a Hall of Fame second baseman, I find his analytical skills as color commentator for ESPN's baseball broadcasts a bit lacking, to put it mildly.  ...</description>
		<link>http://www.joemorgansaid.com/2006/04/05/the-accidental-wisdom-of-joe-morgan/</link>
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		<title>The Idiocy of Joe Morgan</title>
		<description>NOTE: This was originally posted on my other website on December 24, 2004.

Three things about myself that never cease to amaze me: how cute I was as a kid, how small my size 13 feet look compared to the rest of my body, and the lengths I will go to ...</description>
		<link>http://www.joemorgansaid.com/2004/12/24/the-idiocy-of-joe-morgan/</link>
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